What the doctors say: Medical slang – the basics and examples

Understanding what is the case for making decisions. If you’re not sure, you can’t understand what’s happening. In the case of a person, he is in a position to endowed with the properties of speech, memory, thinking, etc.

It is a language that has been used for medical treatment.

You can, of course, buy a textbook in the medical literature. Auto-translation, which requires further logical reflection. Well, since the state has been strongly recommending that you’ll be transformed, you can’t translate it into a kind of “phenya” or slang medical slang.

For medical care, there is no need for medical care.

I will give you the most common words and expressions.

Modern Medical Slang

“CERD“or”In the address of the agents“- cancer patient, the sick.
“Shitty“,”asshole“- a patient with foodborne illness (diarrhea). He’s”waiter – carried a side dish“.
“Pipes are burning“- inflammation of the appendages.
“We are going to Mr. Chekhlidze“- we are going to state death.
“Throw the dice on the fence“- will stand up after the emetic and fecal masses.
“Need to play monkeys“- search team lice from each other.
“Breathe“- carry out mechanical ventilation.
“Trumpet“- to intubate the trachea.
“Dance“Meetings and conflicts.
“Push-up“- to conduct the NMS.
“Ivan Mikhalych– myocardial infarction.
“Large focal cardiopis ….“- large-focal transmural IM
“Small focal cardioch … ynya“- small focal subendocardial IM
“To cover– state death.
“Move horses“,”to be full“,”glue fins“- transition to the agonal state.
“Knocked the bottom out“- frequent loose stools.
“To touch“- enter the drug intravenously.
“Zhopno“- enter the drug intramuscularly.
“Negro“- an outsider involved to assist in transporting the patient to the car.
“Kindergarten“- detox. He’s”numbers“(“going to the rooms“).
“Indians“- the police
“Banker“- bum.
“Kryski“- random night passersby, witnesses.
“Disco“- Siren and flashers (“go to the call with the disco“). She’s”light music“.
“Sector prize“In the morning, when he was on the road to the substation.
“I’ll go fuck“,”Have sex“and it is an anti-epidemic stacking tool.
“Tinsel“or”toilet roll“- ECG film.
“Nothing to wipe“- in the cardiograph ended film
“Warm up“- write a card.
“To rub the back“- for whom I am in line?
“Vote“- the radio.
“Talk to voice“,” I hear a voice from a beautiful far “- to communicate with the dispatcher.
“Snot“,”drag on snot“- use raincoat stretchers.
“Boy“- the driver.
“Wheelbarrow“- wheelchair.
“Yelp”- call back, report to the dispatcher at the center.
“Present“- bum (“bring a gift“).
“Accordion“- electroocardio transmitter
“Yellow suitcase“or”fairy tale box“- box-medukladka.
“Aquarium“- the room in which the dispatcher is sitting.
“Troopers“, carnivores“, carriages“, corpse“- Corruption service officers.
“Make a nest– try a couple of minutes.
“Swallow“- RAF medavomobile.
“A vacuum cleaner“- Gazelle Medomobile.
“Hearse“- Mercedes medal car.
“Tank“,”Armored personnel carrier“- UAZ medavomobile.
“Health factory“,”CDC“,”health and beauty center“- city Hospital. She’s”health department“or”health combine“or”Death valley“.
“Asbestos cement plant“- emergency room.
“Tamagochi“- navigator.
“The series “Friends”“- see another patient in the next apartment,
“Ears“- phonendoscope.
“Second front“- call on the specialists.
“Grandmother boils“-A patient pulmonary edema.
“Losing consciousness“- the threat of a complaint.
“To play war“Get the patient to the car.”
“Traktir “At the old goat”“- the central substation, the administration of the NSR.
“Field of dreams“- service area.